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The Vigilant Monkey respects your right to privacy. We will not share or sell our subscriber list to any third parties under any circumstance.

It is our mission to provide a forum for news, entertainment, debate, and action that will serve our users every day. The following Privacy Policy explains how we treat any information we may collect when you visit our site, register as a user, and/or sign up for our e-mail publication.

Personal Information
The Vigilant Monkey does not collect any personal information you do not provide, and we will not disclose your personal information to any third party without your express written consent, except to a third party as required to help us distribute our e-mail newsletter, and in this case all we collect is your name and e-mail address (via the contact form on our site). We will never sell, rent or share your personal information, including your e-mail address, with any third parties for marketing purposes.

Traffic Data and Surveys
As with most other sites, The Vigilant Monkey collects some basic statistical information each time a user visits us. Such data allows us to better gauge our traffic flow and may be shared on an aggregated, anonymous basis to our advertisers. In doing so, we are not giving away any personally identifiable information about you. You cannot be identified, and therefore, you won't ever be contacted based on any of this data.

Occasionally, The Vigilant Monkey may request non-personally identifiable information, like age, location, and annual income, from its visitors by conducting voluntary surveys to obtain demographic and profile data about them. If you don't want to provide such information, that is entirely your choice. However, if you help us out, it will assist us in improving our site and better tailoring your experience. As with our traffic data, we reserve the right to share this information with our advertisers and affiliated third parties in aggregated form, but again, none of these details will ever be traceable or associated with specific individuals.

Promotions and Contests
The Vigilant Monkey enjoys sponsoring contests and giving out free stuff. Such events may require the collection, processing, and storage of individual contact and demographic information, like your age and place of residence. Like we've been saying, any personal information you willingly give us will not be shared or sold to any outside parties. If we should choose to co-sponsor any events with other companies, you will be informed of the possibility of our having to share with them your contact and demographic information. We just want to make sure the free T-shirt gets to you. Or concert tickets. Or whatever it is we're cool enough to be giving away.

Comments on Articles
The Vigilant Monkey wants people to write, read, and respond to what is going on in the world, and for this reason, we have enabled registered users to comment on our articles. We do not actively monitor these comments, and they are to be regarded solely as the opinions of our users. If we are alerted to something we deem inappropriate in any way, we will delete it at our discretion.

Links to Other Sites
Articles in The Vigilant Monkey frequently contain many links allowing users to access other websites. We are not responsible for the content or privacy policies that appear on these sites, and we do not endorse them. For further information, please consult those sites and their privacy policies.

Legal Proceedings
We will make every effort to preserve user privacy, but The Vigilant Monkey may need to disclose information when required by law.

Policy Modifications
If The Vigilant Monkey alters any portion of this privacy policy, we will make note of the changes on this page.

Contact Us
If you have any further questions or concerns about The Vigilant Monkey's privacy policies and use of personal information, please contact us at comments@vigilantmonkey.com.
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